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10 October 2011 @ 12:17 am
This occurred at our friend's wedding reception. A little while after this point, our table got into an intense conversation about tabletop RPGs and became totally oblivious to the fact that a wedding was going on. We also formed some kind of strange Katamari wedding blob at the last dance and started absorbing other party-goers. I think this says a lot about us as a group.

Adam: I actually have a funny story about cremation!
 
 
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01 September 2011 @ 06:52 pm
(Background: at my job, the (male) regular 1:1 instructor for one client recently left his job. He is now being replaced by myself and another female sub named Emily. The client is male and we think he misses having "guy time" with the other 1:1.)

Emily: I can be a man! *switches to deep voice* How about them Ravens? How about them Orioles? I'm gonna go...poop.
 
 
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23 June 2011 @ 06:51 pm
These are just in from my sister, who is on a trip to England!

Rory (Sarah's hostelmate): "I'm 18 now, but I was 17 for a long time."

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Coach driver: "Please note that in the toilets, to flush you press the black button, not the red button marked 'Emergency Stop.'"

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Coach driver: "This is Bristol, last stop before Cardiff. If you continue on this coach...[long pause] You will find yourself in South Wales."
 
 
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14 June 2011 @ 09:46 pm
Dr. Karr: I sometimes tread the line between administrator and faculty. Kind of like when Frodo puts on the ring and is in the realm of the Nazgul, but is still a hobbit..."
 
 
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07 May 2011 @ 09:23 am
Florence: (in reference to my future wedding) Everybody loves drag queens!
 
 
 
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On classroom management:

Dr. O: There are the peons (the students), and there is you (God).


On keeping up with the current generation:

Dr. O: I was like "Just a Beaver?" who is "Just a Beaver"? And then they told me it was really "Justin Beiber".
 
 
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01 January 2011 @ 12:35 pm
Florence and Sarah's Abridged Version of Oliver Twist

Oliver: Please, sir, may I have some more?
Mr. Bumble: No.
Oliver: Well, screw you!
Mr. Bumble: Now go back to the workhouse.
 
 
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14 August 2010 @ 07:58 pm
Noah: I would get tired of stupid error messages.
Florence:...Your mom's a stupid error message.
*What? It's the answer to everything!*
 
 
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06 August 2010 @ 08:22 pm
This quote probably happened at least a month ago, while I was talking to me sister. I wrote it down so I wouldn't forget it, but then I just...forgot to update it. I found the paper where I'd written it down in my purse the other day when I was cleaning it out, so here it is:

Florence: Cher-ing is caring.
*and no, I no longer remember what the context was. Obviously I was talking about Cher, but beyond that I've got nothing.*
 
 
The voices in my head tell me to be: accomplishedaccomplished
The song in my heart is: "Rainy Days and Mondays"
 
 
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02 May 2010 @ 08:22 pm
Alex: I left a message blaming you for everything.
Barrett: I love popsicles!

...And there was another one, but now we can't remember what it is. :P It was said by Sarah, though!

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The voices in my head tell me to be: crushedcrushed
The song in my heart is: lalalalalala